:jar-of-dirt:

Jack: I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?
Davy Jones: *has WTF look on face*

Or at least that's the way I remember it. I was hyper.

Guess what my favorite thing to say since I saw PotC2 has been?! You'll never guess! *starts singing* I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt.

Yeah, doesn't look like Jack/Johnny Depp because I'm lazy. This literally took me five minutes to make.

Emote: I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And you don't! *sticks out tongue*

Too...much...coffee...